Last night Andy got a phone call from his brother. We have learned over the years to not answer Brian's calls on WHO DEY Sunday nights. Especially 7 hours after the Bengals got their asses waxed by the Pittsburgh "Squealers".
So the voicemail we were blessed with (sans 400 curse words) went something like this....
"Neyer! You dumb sonofabitch(undecipherable drunken gibberish, something about Santa Clause & bar noise) If Addison is suited up she's done. If she's suited up she's done! She's not allowed suiting up anymore. I revoke all Bengals passes to Addison if she was suited up tonight. She's done! Done. She's done!".
Yeah, because it's my sweet baby's fault that the Bungals suck. For the record, Uncle Brian, Addison was not suited up. Last week she was suited up...They won. She didn't suit up for the Browns game...They lost. She was wrapped up in her Bengals blanket for the Raven's game...They won. I think I see a pattern...
At least after this long, loud rant my windows didn't get egged.
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