Dear God or Whomever is in Charge of Happy Babies,
Please help my daughter take her naps when she needs them. The past 2.5 hours of screaming and hissy fitting has been a little ridiculous. I really want my baby to be happy, but also want her to be well rested for her big weekend. Please also let my baby know that while I always find her particularly adorable, it's not so much true when she is turning herself purple, throwing her toys and slamming her legs onto her mattress repeatedly.
I hope this is out of her system. If not please accept my sincerest apologies and deepest gratitude.