"I wish that freaking kid would SHUT UP. Why won't that STUPID parent leave so I can do my shopping in peace?"
Yeah, well I was that parent today. And I have this to say to you:
"I can only get out with this little person in tow. She usually is an angel but right now she's pissed off because I forgot her snack of grapes and took away the
chapstick when she started to eat it. Sorry that your shopping trip is ruined, but truly I DO NOT CARE. I am here for a specific reason and I'm not leaving until I've found what I need. Wanna trade dirty looks? I'm the mother of a toddler, I SWEAR I'll win."
Is it too early for wine?