As I predicted....bringing out the recycling was indeed HORRIFYING.
I wanted to post a sign on my curb that said "Don't Judge Me".
We are welcoming people into our neighborhood with an overflowing garbage can and two solid rows of empty pizza boxes, beer cans, beer bottles, wine and champagne bottles, and, for good measure, a few empty Gatorade bottles and diet 7up cans. CLASSY.
PS. I love the stop sign in the second picture...I think it's directly speaking to my liver. As in "If you keep this up, Jessica's liver, you are going to stop working".