If you really want to impress your neighbors you should realize about an hour into hosting that you have had too much to drink - and then slink off for a power nap on the couch.
If you really, really want to impress your neighbors you should wake up out of that nap, pour yourself a drink and rejoin the party.
It's hard being me - and by hard I mean horrifyingly embarrassing.
Nonetheless, this Saturday was our neighborhood deck crawl/golf outing. The golf outing consisted of six couples golfing through the neighborhood yards, bolstered by jell-o shots at each hole and the deck crawl ended with many neighbors imbibing in our backyard.
It was a highly entertaining night, but resulted in two pretty darn useless parents on Sunday. Luckily for us Addie was beyond content cuddling and watching movies - she zonked out about 4:45 and woke back up this morning at 6:45.
Yes, you read that right, that sweet child slept for 14 hours.
She must've known exactly what mommy and daddy needed.
4 comments:
I seriously read the time of her sleep like 5 times before moving on to the next line and confirming what I had read! You lucky, lucky thing!
FIrst off, sounds like you have a really fun neighborhood! Secondly, isn't it great that just when you need it, they can do something for you also?
what a lovely blog..............mashallah your kid is soooooooooooo cute
you are ridiculous - i love it.
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